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Clarinet and Onion
Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.
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Bass-Clarinetist
Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
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Hipster Booty Call - Artist
You're an artist, right?
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