Art & Music Jokes

Beethoven's Chicken

Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
A: It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''

Anonymous

New Age Song

Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
A: A new age song.

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Anonymous

Answering Machine - Frere Jacques

Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the tune of "Frere Jacques":  We're not here now, We're not here now, Don't hang up, Don't hang up, Leave your name and number, Leave your name and number, We'll call back, We'll call back.

Anonymous