Appearance Jokes - Ugly Jokes

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I've heard a witch is writing a tell all book about her life.
Warts and all.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Want a Bag?

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?" the cashier asks. "No," the guy says, "she's not that ugly."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
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Dr. Wong

A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me!"  In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Asians Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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