Appearance Jokes

Short Insult

You're so short, your hair smells like feet.

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Anonymous

Guy and a Brunette

Q: What do you call a good looking guy with a brunette?
A: A hostage.

Anonymous

Black White Red and Ho Ho Ho

Q: What is black, white and red all over, and says Ho Ho Ho?
A: Santa after coming down a dirty chimney.

Anonymous