Yo Mama - St. Louis

Yo mama so fat, when she went to St. Louis, she got stuck in the arch.

Expansion Test

Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? 
A: When she can fit into your wife's clothes.

Young Jewish Man

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up insuch a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast." The psychiatrist replies: "What, just one piece of toast, for a big boy like you?"