Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: Rotisserie chicken.
He Taught The Squirrel
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!
Those Dumb Blondes
Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k?
A: Spits out the feathers.
Chickens to Screw in Lightbulb II
Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch.
Chicken Visits Library
Chicken walks into the library. The Chicken goes "BbbbbOook!" and the librarian nods at a fellow bystander and goes, "This chicken is serious about reading." The second time the chicken comes through the library, the librarian gets curious as to what the chicken is reading. The chicken walks out of the library, being followed by the librarian, the chicken walks into the swamp and shows the book to a frog. The frog then goes, "Readit".