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Cat and Chicken to Heaven

A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place. The chicken flies over to his heaven without a hitch, but when the cat tries to cross over, he falls in and gets totally wet. 

Q: What's the moral of the story?

A: When there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy.

Animal Rotation

Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?

A: Rotisserie chicken.

He Taught The Squirrel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!

Those Dumb Blondes

Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k?

A: Spits out the feathers.

Chickens to Screw in Lightbulb II

Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch.