Animal Jokes - Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes

Break Up

Q: What has to be broken before you can use it?
A: An egg.

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The Polack

Q: Why did the Polack cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

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Chicken Dance

Q: How do chickens dance?
A: Chick to chick!
 

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