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Animal Jokes - Sheep Jokes
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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Warm Down Under
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A: A woolly jumper!
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Elephant Tampons
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.
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Submitted BY: mgrector
