Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Worm Band

Q: What is a worm's favorite band?
A: Mud!

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Flies In A Lightbulb

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Anonymous

Ants Dance

Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Anonymous