Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Spider And An Elephant

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling, run before it collapses!

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Independent

Q: What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
A: An independent!

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Fly Fly Away

Q: Why did the fly fly?
A: Because the spider spied 'er!

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