Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Flies to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Religious Misquitoes

Q: Why are mosquitoes religious?
A: They prey on you!

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Stones Stop Moths

Q: How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
A: Because rolling stones gather no moths!

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