Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant At Work

Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work?
A: Sole use of the elevator.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Riddles
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Don't Worry

Child: "Dad, Mom is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden!"
Dad: "Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Elephants and Grapes

Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A: Grapes are purple.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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