Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant and Naked Man

An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"

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Big, Grey and Red

Q: What's big and grey and red?
A: A sunburnt elephant!

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Finding an Elephant

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"
Pupil: "You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"

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