Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Animal Doctor

Elephant Keeper: "My Elephant isn't well, do you know a good animal doctor?" Zoo Keeper: "No, all the doctors I know are people!"

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Sneakers

Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A: So that he can sneak up on mice!

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Jungle Poker

Q: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
A: Because there were too many cheetahs.

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