Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes

We have hilarious cat jokes! Laugh about your feline friends with our huge selection of cat jokes. jokerz cat jokes.

Marmalade Cat

Q: Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
A: They are both ginger nuts!

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Washing Your Cat

Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.

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Desert Cat

Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
A: A first aid kitty!

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