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A Cat With 8 Legs
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octopuss!
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Cat Cooler
Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A He wanted to be a cool cat.
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Cat Quips!
- There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
- Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods... Cats have never forgotten this.
- Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs... You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
- People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
- Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God!
- Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
- I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
- My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.
- Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
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