Animal Jokes - Cat Jokes
Q: Why do lions think highly of themselves?
A: Because they have pride
Q: Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
A: The outside.
Q: What happened to the leopard that took a bath three times a day?
A: After a week he was spotless.
Q: What did the lioness say to the cub chasing a hunter?
A: "Stop playing with your food."
Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."