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At an Auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placed a winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortune for that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say he does."
"I guarantee it, madam," replied the auctioneer. "Who do you think was bidding against you?"
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Rude Bird
Q: What do you call a very rude bird?
A: A mockingbird!
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Seagulls
Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!
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