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A Parrot And A Woodpecker

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker? 

A: A bird that talks in morse code!

Green Trees

Q: What is green and pecks on trees?

A: Woody Wood Pickle!

Goofy Wonderings

  • Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
  • If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
  • In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
  • How come there aren't B batteries?
  • If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
  • How do you throw away a garbage can?
  • How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
  • What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
  • Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
  • Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
  • What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
  • When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
  • What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

Birds Fly Over Iowa

Q: Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa?

A: Because it ain't worth a crap.

Cross Between a Woodpecker and a Carrier Pigeon

Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!