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Bees Pay a Visit

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Patterson, New Jersey  When 60-year-old Al Asbaty returned to his car after shopping, he was startled to find that thousands of bees were building a hive inside his Oldsmobile. Due to the sunny and warm weather, he had left the windows rolled down, allowing a queen bee to fly in, followed by about 20,000 of her most faithful servants. Just as one of Asbaty's relatives was about to spray the inside of the car with a can of insecticide, police bee expert Tom Fuscalo arrived and managed to coax the insects into an artificial hive.

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Taxidermy Thanksgiving

Q: What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
A: The stuffing.

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Four Legs and Eight Arms

Q:  What has four legs and eight arms?
A:  A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area.

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