Animal Jokes

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Men And Pigs

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Tree Talk

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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Healthy Bunny

Q: How do Easter bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Categories: Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes)
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