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Chicken Cross the Road Answers
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American."
A: Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It's not been told."
A: Grandpa answers this question: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."
A: And Colonel Sanders answers this question: "I missed one?"
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Fish TV
Q: What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
A: Whale of fortune!
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Drunk Chicken
Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs!
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