Animal Jokes

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Lobster Blush

Q: Why did the lobster blush?
A:  Because the sea weed!

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Bee-Line

Q: What's a bee-line?
A: The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

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No Stone Unturned?

This just in: A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume. When asked why he did this he stated -"I want to leave no tern unstoned."

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