Animal Jokes

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Frog Eggs

Q: Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
A: Because her husband spawned (spurned) her affections!

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Road Closed

Q: Why did the whale cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.

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Elephant Fart

Q: Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?
A: Ones a Bar Room and the others a BARRROOOOOOOMMMM!!!!

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