Animal Jokes

LOL with a rich selection of very funny animal jokes. Jokerz has the best collection of animal jokes, check out our animal jokes and laugh away!

Traveling Salesman West Virginia

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.  "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes. "Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep. "Son, do you see what your mother is doing?" The boy nods yes. "Do you know what that is?" The boy nods. "Doesn't that bother you?" "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Pet Salamander

Friend: What an interesting pet. What is his name?
Owner: Tiny
Friend: What an odd name. Why do you call him Tiny?
Owner: Because he's my newt.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes
Submitted BY: MEG

Marmalade Cat

Q: Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
A: They are both ginger nuts!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Food Jokes
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous