Bugs And Dogs

Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
A: Dingo Starr!

Baby Elephant

Q: How do you raise a baby elephant?
A: With a fork lift truck!

Shell Game

Two little boys are in a garden playing with their pet tortoises. The first little boy says that his tortoise is the fastest , so they have a race – the first to reach the garden wall wins. The second little boy sets his tortoise lumbering off toward the wall, but the first does nothing. The second little boy says, “You’re going to lose that bet.” “No I’m not,” replies the first little boy, who picks up his tortoise and chucks it at the wall.