Animal Jokes

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The Best Time?

Q: When is the best time to fake an orgasm?
A: When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.

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Farmer and Girlfriend

A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses."Boy", said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to do the same."  "Well, go ahead", said his girlfriend. "It's your cow."

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Jail Time

Q: Why did the chicken get sent off?
A: For persistent fowl play!

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