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Parrot Elephant
Q: What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
A: An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
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Centipede Delay
Q: Why was the centipede late?
A: Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
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A Couple's Skunk
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one.
After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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