Follow Instructions

When I'm at the opera, I hate those long solo numbers they do. Someone gave me a spray that will make it pass quickly.
The instructions on the bottle read "Spread over a large aria"

Office Store Accident

Horrific accident at the office supply store. Luckily there were no fatalities, but everyone was taken to hospital. Doctors say they're in a staple condition.

Unwell

Went to a party dressed as Snoopy. I had to leave early though as I didn't feel well.
I was sick, as a dog.