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Yo Mama - Blizzard

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

Yo Mama - Light Bulb

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to blow out a light bulb.

Yo Mama - Job Application

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she got to the sex question on the job application, she wrote "not lately."

Yo Mama - TV Dinner

Yo mama so stupid, she put a TV dinner in the VCR.

Yo Mama - Committing Suicide

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.