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Yo Mama - Rebates

Yo' Mama is so poor, she looks for rebate offers at the 99 cent store.

Yo Mama - Lost Shoe

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. I said, ''Hey, Mrs Jones, you've lost a shoe,'' and she said ''No, it's alright, I found one.''

Yo Mama - Trash Days

Yo' Mama is so poor, she calls trash days "clearance sales."

Yo Mama - Santa Claus

Yo' Mama is so poor, she told your little sister that Santa Claus was dead.

Yo Mama - Car Kickstand

Yo' Mama is so poor, her car came with a kickstand.