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Yo Mama - Jack-O-Lantern

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Yo Mama - Doorbell

Yo mama's so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding-dong."

Yo Mama - Picture

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo Mama - Chuck E. Cheese

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

Yo Mama - Shoes

Yo momma so ghetto, she had to steal a pair of shoes just to throw them over the power line.