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Yo Mama - Twinkie Bus

Yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow school bus she said, "Hey, stop that Twinkie!"

Yo Mama - High Dive

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she jumps off the high dive, she shows up on radar.

Yo Mama - Bungee

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo Mama - SUV

Yo momma so fat that she makes SUVs look small

Yo Mama - Gravity

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.