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Yo Mama - Talking Scale

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."

Yo Mama - Playing Pool

Yo mama so fat, she uses a soccer field for a pool table.

Yo Mama - Bungee

Yo mama so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she collapsed the bridge.

Yo Mama - Twinkie Bus

Yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow school bus she said, "Hey, stop that Twinkie!"

Yo Mama - High Dive

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she jumps off the high dive, she shows up on radar.