Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Waterbed

Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

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Yo Mama - Drunk Driving

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

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Yo Mama - Thighs

Yo momma's thighs are so fat you can smack them and ride the waves.

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