Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Yo Mama - Call Fire Department

Yo' Mama is so fat, she's gotta call the fire department when her hemorrhoids get inflamed.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Toilet

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Ass Hair

Yo mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.

Anonymous