Yo Momma Jokes

Your mama jokes are always great to get a rise our of your friends! Get your favorite momma jokes here!

Bury It

Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"

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Yo Mama - Fresh Crabs

Your mom's so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!

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Yo Mama - Dinner Time

Yo' Mama is so nasty, I asked what was for dinner, she spread her legs and said, "Tuna surprise."

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