Driver Has No Money

Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it!

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Q: Did you hear what happened to the human cannonball?
A: He got fired !

Managers Change A Lightbulb

Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.