Profession Jokes

Light Bulb - City Planners

Q: How many city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt blub instead.

Anonymous

Monica In Med School

Q: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?
A: She sucked as an intern!

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Anonymous

Astronaut Booty Call - Thruster

My thruster is firing as we speak!

Anonymous