Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Nauseous Sex

Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient sticks out his tongue...

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Anonymous

Deep Cuts

Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!

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Anonymous

Undercover Doc

My local hospital has a surgeon who is also a spy.
They only use him for special ops.

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Written By: KielPhillips