Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

You Should Diet

Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.
Doctor: You should diet.
Trish: Really? What color?

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Operation Fish

Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A sturgeon.

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Put Me Into A Fighting Mood

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?
Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.

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