Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Doctor Visit

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. The Doctor says, "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" The biker replies, "Yes, Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!"

Categories: Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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You Should Diet

Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.
Doctor: You should diet.
Trish: Really? What color?

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Operation Fish

Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A sturgeon.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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