Profession Jokes - Criminal Jokes

Ex Convicts

There's an interesting new novel about two ex-convicts. One of them studies to become a lawyer, the other decides to go straight.

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Statistician in Jail

Q: Did you hear about the statistician who was thrown in jail?
A: He now has zero degrees of freedom.

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Don't Drop the Soap

Q: Why did the prison switch to liquid soap?
A: It's harder to pick up.

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