Profession Jokes

Convenience Store Clerk

Q: What is the difference between a toilet and  a convenience store clerk?
A: A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

Categories: Profession Jokes , Riddles
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What is the Worst Thing About Our Justice System?

What is the worst thing about our justice system?
You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

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Paper or Plastic?

One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paper or Plastic" and the man said, "Uh... paper I guess." Then the bagger boy said your total is $56.35. The man took out his wallet and said "Real or Counterfeit".

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