Profession Jokes

Naval Surgeon

"What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man sitting next to her on the airplane. "I'm a naval surgeon," he replied. "Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes)
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Anonymous

Shots Fired

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene.  After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor,  they called their sergeant for advice on his cell phone. 
  
 "Hello Sarge.”      "Yes.” 
 "It looks like we have a homicide here. “
 "What happened?”
 "A woman shot her husband for walking on the wet floor she had just mopped.” 
 "Have you placed her under arrest?”
 "No sir.  The floor is still wet."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Anonymous

I Am Beautiful

An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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Anonymous