Word Play Jokes

Fat Chicks and Mopeds

Q: What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?
A: They're both fun as long as your friends don't see you on 'em!

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Laser Focus

A blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser.

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Satisfaction Guaranteed

A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"

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