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Terrorist iPhone

Q: How do you blow up a terrorist iPhone?

A: Put it into airplane mode.

Goodnight ISIS

I woke up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and I noticed an ISIS Muslim with a large knife sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden toward his house. Suddenly my neighbor came from out of nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.

Astonished I got back into bed. My wife rolled over and said, "Honey, you're shaking. What happened?" "You'll never believe what I just saw!" I said. "Our next door neighbor still has our shovel that he borrowed last year!"

Osama Bin Laden's Wives

Q: Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

No Televisions in Afghanistan

Q: Why are there no televisions in Afghanistan?

A: Because of the Telly-ban!

Drone School

Q: What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda outpost?

A: I don't know, I just fly the drones.