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Answering Machine - Poetry

Sorry that we are not at home. Please leave a message after the tone. When we get in, we'll give you a ring. Until then, wait by the phone. 

Answering Machine - Darth Vader

(Darth Vader voice:) Speak, worm!

Answering Machine - Looting

We're not in cause we're out LOOTING! Leave a message and we'll call you back and tell you what we got.

Answering Machine - Family Fight

Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back.

Answering Machine - Elvis' Brain

Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name...