Telephone Jokes - Answering Machine Jokes

Answering Machine - Southwestern Front

Comrades! Southwestern Front Headquarters is pleased to learn that your unit has re-established communications. The entire staff is currently busy discussing forthcoming operations with other units, but if you leave your unit name and how we may reach you, Chief of Staff Sterrett will contact you as soon as possible to discuss your concerns.

Categories: Military Jokes , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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Answering Machine - Bob's Hotline

(Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions. But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be in wonder... pa-a-a-a! 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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Answering Machine - Confessional Hotline

Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's not here right now, but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession at the tone, he'll get back to you with absolution as soon as possible. And remember, confession doesn't count unless you confess all of your sins in vivid, graphic detail! 

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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