Telephone Jokes - Answering Machine Jokes

Answering Machine - Gorbachev

Hello. This is Nonoxynol-9, the personal and private telephone number of Mikhail Vladivostok Gorbachev, General Secretary of the Supreme Council of the glorious Communist Party of the Union of Sovjet Socialist Republics, Commander-In-Chief of the Combined Armies of the Proletariat Peoples of Russia, First Citizen of the Order of Lenin, Supreme Patron of the Soviet Institute of Literature and Domestic Sciences, President of the Soviet People's Council of Peace and Happiness and Captain of the Kremlin B Squash Team. But hey, call me Mike. 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Political Jokes (Foreign Politicians)
Anonymous

Starfleet Answering Machine

Thank you for calling Starfleet Command. No starships are in the quadrant at this time, so at the sound of the subspace tone, tell us your name, the planet you are calling from, and how many Klingons are attacking. 

Categories: Technology Jokes (Star Trek Jokes) , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Escape

I once had a little white phone, That would ring when it was alone. Then I got a tape, For when I escape, So please leave your name at the tone. 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous