Telephone Jokes - Answering Machine Jokes

Answering Machine - Long Winded

Due to the large number of complaints regarding the length of our previous answering machine message, we made a few changes. Double speed: Insert standard long-winded message here.

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Answering Machine - Poetry

Sorry that we are not at home. Please leave a message after the tone. When we get in, we'll give you a ring. Until then, wait by the phone. 

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Answering Machine - Darth Vader

(Darth Vader voice:) Speak, worm!

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