Telephone Jokes - Answering Machine Jokes

Answering Machine - Stolen Phone

Someone stole our phone. So if you leave a message we'll run over to a neighbor's house and use their phone to call you back.

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Answering Machine - Nirvana

Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit": Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, No one's here, no one's home, leave a message, at the tone. Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss, leave a message, you can reach us.

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Answering Machine - Madonna

Madonna's "Justify My Love"; sultry voice: Wanting... Waiting... for you, to justify your call.

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