Telephone Jokes

Answering Machine - Busy

All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.) All our answering machines are... (CLICK) This is the answering machine of...

Categories: Telephone Jokes
Anonymous

Voices

Blonde: "Doc, you've gotta help me. I keep hearing voices." Doc: "When are you hearing these voices?" Blonde: "When I'm on the telephone."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Telephone Jokes
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Chekov's Voice

(Chekov's voice:) Oh Keptin! It was Khan! He made us do things... Say things we did not vant to say... But we vere strong, Keptin! Ve held out until ve heard the beep... 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous