Technology Jokes

Knock Knock -Yourself

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yourself.
Yourself who?
Your cell phone's ringing you better answer it.

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Technology Jokes
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Space Time Continuum

A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century. Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future.

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Technology Jokes
Anonymous

Light Bulb - USENETers

Q: How many USENETers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They are so busy hogging up bandwidth taking out their postadolescent frustrations on each other, that they never get around to it!

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Technology Jokes
Anonymous