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Luke and Obi-Wan

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”

Starliner

Q: What did Elon Musk call Boeing's Starliner's latest malfunction?

A: Projectile dysfunction.

Yo Mama - Xbox

Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.

Yo Mama - Color TV

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.

Yo Mama - Remote

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took her remote control to the movies.