Yo Mama - Xbox
Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.
Yo Mama - Color TV
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo Mama - Remote
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took her remote control to the movies.
Q: How does NASA organize a birthday party?
A: They planet!
Craig's List - Robot
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?" "At school." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the movies!" The father asks, "Which one?" "Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again. "Okay, I was watching porn!" The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!" The robot slaps the mother.
The robot is back on Craig's list.