"Yeah, I'm into computers, but trust me, I'm neither Micro or Soft."
Yo Mama - Xbox
Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.
Yo Mama - Color TV
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo Mama - Remote
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took her remote control to the movies.
Star Wars - One Liners
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."